Saturday, May 30, 2009

Weekends mean Epicness at its highest level

... and it wasn't any different today! This time we bring you more epicness from the world of tennis plus epic news about our favorite on/off celebrity (ex) couple!

The tennis players started slowly but the epictrain arrived to court 1 by the time of the Djokovic/Kohlschreiber match. Falcon's smart gameplan aka playing to Kohli's backhand eventually paid off and our favorite bird lost in straights. He played better in the third set but when he realized that he wasn't going to win he started hitting to that backhand again to make sure he'd get not only one but TWO awards for one match! This is the reason why we give him not only the "Hoops and Yoyo Epic Bird Of The Day Award" but also the "Hoops and Yoyo Smart Gameplan Award" too! Novak told the reporters that he was really happy to get these awardS and they mean more than a RG title.


It was such an epic achievement that even Muscles is jealous.

Our next epic award was earned on Chatrier where Mathieu played Roger. The FrAnch won the first set and although only the really epic chokes are good enough to get an award Paulo is such a regular in that category that we generously give him the "Hoops And Yoyo Everyday Choker Award". Maybe one day we will be able to give him the daily "Hoops and Yoyo Epic Choke Award", too. Keep it up, Paulo!

The next special award goes to the winner of this match, who when changing his shirt showed us his exceptional body. This earned him "The Hoops and Yoyo Epic Body Of The Day Award".


We always expect the unexpected but there are things in the world that even Hoops and Yoyo can't believe. Like Andy Roddick reaching the second week of the Roland Garros. We think he deserves an award for this so we give him "The Hoops And Yoyo Too Good To Be True Award". Keep it up, Andy!
We must announce that although we have manies tennis awards we can't give them to everyone. This player really wanted to win one - especially after we honored her sister yesterday - but we are out of tennis awards for today plus she won (she even showed us how she would hug the trophy). Keep trying, Serena! Never give up the hope!

So now, next epicness has nothing to do with the epic tennis world. The "Hoops and Yoyo Epic Gossip" award goes to Hoops' husband Johnny Mayer and his ex girlfriend Jennifer Aniston, for still making it to gossip sites even though the whole world knows she was just supposed to be a cover. Poor you, Jenny!

Finally we would like to say a big THANKS YOU to our two followers and the visitors from all over the world for reading our blog! We appreciate it!

Off to the cloud...

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